Every green candle has a red twin. STONK goes up forever β so somebody has to go down forever. That's us. We are Not Stonks, and we are completely at peace with it.
For every "stonks only go up" there's a guy staring at a chart that only goes down, red tie, red arrow, dead inside but somehow smiling. That's the Not Stonks guy. He never wins β and he's turned it into a lifestyle. This is his coin. Finally, a token that matches your actual portfolio.
The chart has one direction and it's committed. No fakeouts, no hopium. At least it's honest.
We're not mad. We're not coping. We've simply accepted the red. Serenity through losing. It's beautiful.
Green guy's up at $145M. Every up needs a down. We're the other half of the meme β and nobody's run it yet.
Go ahead. Press buy. Pump it up. We'll wait. (It always comes back down. We are Not Stonks.)
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